If you look up "nickname Horse" in the dictionary it actually contradicts itself. Where you would think it means a very powerful or well endowed man, it actually is a word men use to compensate for lack there of. for example... a woman replies " oh my...they call him horse so I was preparing myself for something very large, yet when the moment presented itself the only word I think to describe it is a micropenis, kind of like an outty belly button with hair around it". Not many men are given the nickname horse, so when you actually do meet someone with this name you know exactly why.
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LONG FELLOW
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on 4/10/14 - 04:45PM
Rumor has it the lovely girl who gave him that name is. Some sex kitten who lives about 4 mile's south of pine city on the east side of the road. This is a women who know's what she likes in a man. And let my tell you SHE LIKED IT ...SHE LIKED IT ALOT!!!!!
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Local
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on 4/11/14 - 12:34PM
I once heard a woman describe this mans member only by witnessing it in the headlights during urination. When asked if the name is fitting she simply replied, "Well...I'll be honest, from a distance, it looked enormous."
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Concerned
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on 4/15/14 - 05:41AM
I heard this mans penis was accidentally slammed in a car door when he was a child, it swelled, damn near tripling in size never to return to its original state. The boy went all through school being picked on, because his pants didn't fit in elementary school,or his nut cup for football ended up being more like a little helmet, and on and on... it was always something. Many nicknames came and went but horse is the one that stuck. So remember every time you call him "horse" it's like jabbin a big fleshy dagger through his heart. This is not the first case of this takin place, there is also a man out there known as the crippler
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vanilla ice
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on 4/16/14 - 05:02PM
Alright stop collaborate and listen. True this is a hell of a burden to live with but it could be a lot worst. Just think of all the guys who have a reseeding hair line or can't grow a full beard. These are the guys we need to feel truly bad for. Just think they can't even roll in their 5.0 with the rag top down so their hair can blow.
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Furt
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on 4/21/14 - 06:00AM
Scientists have recently linked hair loss and patchy beards in men to high testosterone and an overwhelming ability to satisfy women.-dr. Frankfurt D. Longfellow
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Furt
said
on 4/21/14 - 06:00AM
Scientists have recently linked hair loss and patchy beards in men to high testosterone and an overwhelming ability to satisfy women.-dr. Frankfurt D. Longfellow
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cody
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on 5/7/14 - 07:24PM
Oh, they call him horse because he has a big heater. Trust me. It hurts.
