Yes. I shave every square mile of my body and I still have crabs bad. I could take a hot bath, give a cup of butter and charge $20/person to eat these big Bastards.
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Austin
said
on 4/2/14 - 07:20AM
Cody is correct he does have crabs bad. I only had oral sex with him for a few minutes and my whole body was itchin. I swore to myself I'd never risk that again with him, yet I keep finding myself coming back for more! Call me a chubby chaser but I sure love a man with a little meat on his bones. Love ya code but please take care of it, Aust
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Jamie
said
on 4/2/14 - 07:52AM
I know you can get crabs from a shaved ball sack. I used to hang out with a short man that shaved his balls regularly. We would work on trucks together and share ejaculates. We were bffs. I'm a douche.
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Horse
said
on 4/3/14 - 06:36AM
I once caught crabs from two male strippers at the same time and all of our balls were shaved. I was fresh out of high school, they were both in there mid to late fifties. Man what a learning experience.
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Kev
said
on 4/3/14 - 07:26AM
I contracted crabs inside my beard one time.
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Lil joey
said
on 4/4/14 - 06:20AM
I caught crabs from trying on a pair of underwear at a garage sale in the 80's. The eighties were real weird though, it was like you just couldn't feel comfortable buying underwear at garage sales anymore. It was a big turning point in my life.
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Doughboy
said
on 4/4/14 - 06:24AM
"Crabs are like croutons on a salad, if you don't likem just pickem off"
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Cole
said
on 4/4/14 - 06:38AM
I contracted crabs from a cruise ship toilet on one of my ventures around the world. Being an entrepreneur my brain kicked into overdrive. How can I turn this negative into a po$itive. I bottled the crabs into a small jar with some colored sand, showed to some children who loved to watch the "baby crabs" play in the sand just like at the beach! I now give crabs to children all over the world! I have seventeen crab farms across the Midwest that meet or beat my crab quota every month. I'm about to buy my second yacht this week, I think we'll name this one "gettin' crabby". Thanks toilet seat!
